party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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