): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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