I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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