well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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