Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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