I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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