dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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