How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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