Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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