Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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