Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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