He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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