I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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