you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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