I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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