I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Randomize
