does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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