officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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