He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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