is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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