Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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