what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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