it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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