i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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