and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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