I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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