This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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