i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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