The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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