TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I could make wine with my vomit
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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