But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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