At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You don't make any sense
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