he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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