with your own penis?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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