Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
