fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Is Oprah even human
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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