Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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