The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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