Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
