I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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