if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
