You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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