Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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