I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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