ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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