I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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