Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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