Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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