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I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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