whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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