I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
